hurray! I can't wait to play!
I'm both new and stupid, sorry, so it didn't occur to me to look this up yesterday.
OK, so, here's the problem
This Thursday I'm taking the wife away on holiday until Sunday evening. It's a one-off (ahead of Valentine's Day) but it fits very neatly right over the top of your availabilities there.
I can play Wednesday night (as in the night after tomorrow night) or, if the league commish could extend the deadline by one night, Monday night would be great for me.
Sorry again to rock up bringing a truckload of treacle trouble: I blame St Valentine, Hallmark, women, western culture and (least of all) myself

To any other guys reading this: don't worry, Valentine's day will be over soon.